MY TOP TEN THINGS I HAVE COME TO HATE ALMOST AGED 40
NUMBER TEN: NOT HAVING A SINGING VOICE LIKE KAREN CARPENTER,
NUMBER NINE: PEOPLE WHO JUST STOP WHEN YOU ARE WALKING BEHIND THEM ESPECIALLY IN TOWN SHOPPING.
NUMBER EIGHT: NOSE PICKING.
NUMBER SEVEN: MEAN PEOPLE.
NUMBER SIX: TWO FACED PEOPLE.
NUMBER FIVE: LIES.
NUMBER FOUR: UNTIDINESS.
NUMBER THREE: TOWELS LEFT ON BATHROOM FLOOR. (Hang on that does not count as it could come under untidiness) So we will change it to:-
NUMBER THREE: BAD MANNERS AND RUDENESS.
NUMBER TWO: PEOPLE WHO KEEP YOU WAITING COS THEY ARE LATE.
NUMBER ONE: NOT HAVING A SINGING VOICE LIKE KAREN CARPENTER!
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and/or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,
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I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:
Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity
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An XtraXcitinXpose with no
zooillogical-expiration-date?
An IQ much higher than K2?
An extraordinarily, anti-establishment victory
with a sardonic, satirical wit Who’s savvy??
Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed
(with a most excellent detector of bull§ht):
“Faith, hope, and love,
the greatest of these is love -
jump into faith...
and you'll see with love”
Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
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from a passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find
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